正能量的朋友圈搞笑句子(晚上加班正能量朋友圈)

1.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
【笑哈哈】

2.
"I
tried
to
catch
some
fog
earlier.
I
mist. "
【无奈】

3.
"I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. "
【开心麻花】

4.
"I'm
reading
a
book
on
the
history
of
glue.
I
just
can't
seem
to
put
it
down. "
【点赞】

5.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything. "
【有趣】

6.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "
【自信】

7.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. "
【自嘲】

8.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
on
energy-saving
mode. "
【调皮】

9.
"I
always
wake
up
smiling. . . I
think
it's
because
I'm
still
dreaming. "
【开心果】

10.
"I'm
not
clumsy.
The
floor
just
hates
me,
the
table
and
chairs
are
bullies,
and
the
walls
get
in
my
way. "
【调侃】

11.
"I
wish
I
could
turn
back
the
clock.
I'd
find
myself
sooner
and
love
you
longer. "
【感人】

1
2.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
then
skydiving
definitely
isn't
for
you. "
【好玩】

1
3.
"Life
is
like
a
camera.
Focus
on
the
good
times,
develop
from
the
negatives,
and
if
things
don't
work
out,
take
another
shot. "
【正能量】

1
4.
"You
say
I'm
weird
like
that's
a
bad
thing. "
【自豪】

1
5.
"I
always
wanted
to
be
somebody,
but
now
I
realize
I
should
have
been
more
specific. "
【幽默】

1
6.
"Behind
every
successful
person
is
a
substantial
amount
of
coffee. "
【真理】

1
7.
"I
asked
God
for
a
bike,
but
I
know
God
doesn't
work
that
way.
So
I
stole
a
bike
and
asked
for
forgiveness. "
【独特】

1
8.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. . . again. "
【无奈】

1
9.
"I'm
not
always
right,
but
when
I
am,
I'm
still
modest
about
it. "
【真诚】

20.
"I
never
make
the
same
mistake
twice.
I
make
it
multiple
times,
just
to
be
sure. "
【开怀大笑】

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