朋友圈抖机灵的句子(朋友圈评论里抖机灵的人)

1.
"When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
lemonade…or
just
avoid
life
because
lemons
are
sour. "
】

2.
"Why
chase
your
dreams
when
you
can
just
take
a
nap?"
】

3.
"Why
sign
up
for
a
gym
when
you
can
just
wear
Spanx?"
】

4.
"Why
do
dishes
when
you
can
just
buy
Paper
plates?"
】

5.
"Why
bother
with
makeup
when
you
can
just
wear
a
mask?"
】

6.
"Why
study
for
a
test
when
you
can
just
plagiarize?"
】

7.
"Why
make
your
bed
when
you
can
just
sleep
on
the
couch?"
】

8.
"Why
be
productive
when
you
can
just
Netflix
and
chill?"
】

9.
"Why
cook
when
you
can
just
order
takeout?"
】

10.
"Why
call
a
friend
when
you
can
just
send
a
meme?"
】

11.
"Why
read
a
book
when
you
can
just
watch
the
movie
adaptation?"
】

1
2.
"Why
vote
when
you
can
just
complain
about
the
outcome?"
】

1
3.
"Why
clean
your
room
when
you
can
just
close
the
door?"
】

1
4.
"Why
learn
a
new
language
when
you
can
just
use
Google
Translate?"
】

1
5.
"Why
socialize
when
you
can
just
stalk
people
on
social
media?"
】

1
6.
"Why
respect
others'
opinions
when
you
can
just
argue
with
them?"
】

1
7.
"Why
exercise
when
you
can
just
buy
a
waist
trainer?"
】

1
8.
"Why
go
outside
when
you
can
just
FaceTime
someone
who
is
already
outside?"
】

1
9.
"Why
go
to
a
concert
when
you
can
just
watch
it
on
YouTube?"
】

20.
"Why
try
when
you
can
just
give
up
and
be
mediocre?"
】

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